garden of cretin

i used to have no desire whatsoever to garden due to fear of worms (am still afraid; one made me screech the other day) but now do it for a friend. i learned a lot the first day.

later that day i went to a friend's house to water his trees, decided--since i was now professional--to also water his tulips and watered the petals off. (good thing friend is out of town.)