sizzler ski cow

when i made the decision to move from nyc to slc, not having a job lined up was a major concern, and i knew that if i wanted a position that would combine my passions and talents i perhaps would have to create one for myself. cruising the valley the other day i saw this:

i thought it was brilliant, but i moved to utah to ski.

sausages

lucky u(tah)

i just completed drive from nyc to slc. it was a fabu trip, bar-hopping and meat-eating all across the land, but i think utah thought i was gonna keep going.

works for houellebecq

houellebecq was asked in an interview how it is he has 'the nerve to write' the things he does. he said, 'oh it's easy. i just pretend i'm already dead.' i thought this was brilliant and decided to adopt the approach. after all, it puts to use an old costume.

plus, now even gratuitous sex scenes seem existential.

2010 best/worst of me

it's that time of year, the time to review. my best and worst moment (they're kind of one) came last spring when i dreamt of a guy i was dating. in it he had 6 penises, and i tried to ignore the extra 5 so to make him not feel weird (it wasn't easy, btw). i thought an illustration was in order.

reviews: 

'great, now i'm gonna have nightmares.' 

'seriously?'

'disappointing. i thought it'd be more like a bouquet.' 

'BARF.'

*shiver*

not happy with these comments, because the dream actually was sweet, i did a remake.

reviews: 

'ahh, the 2-down, 4-across configuration!'

'a celebration of abundance!'

'****!'

'WUT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.'

'cardinale is the new klimt.'