meat

he rose as bunny

i was confused about easter for a long time. it was only last year that i concluded jesus must have come back with some different predilections.

ew

i live in a house with many roommates. there's a sharpie that people sometimes use to label their food so no one eats it. i thought the person who labeled his food 'EW' was brilliant; i for one was never tempted to eat anything that said, 'EW.' i was about to jump on this person's bandwagon when i realized something.

muumuu a la brando

whenever i'm feeling fat/bloated, i'm reminded of marlon brando, one of my all-time favorite actors. yeah, he was beautiful

and talented,

but what i admired most was when he said screw it and wore a muumuu.

sigh.

no deal

i'd been planning to hit up my roommie who works at starbucks for coffee, but when today i finally stopped in, it did not go as planned.

which gives me second thoughts about my plan to visit the roommies who work at rei.

massage boy

i found a cute, fabulous massage boy, and i've seen him twice. funny, but both times when he's rubbed my naked body for an hour and a half it's made my stomach growl.