tinder sampler

tinder gets a bad rap. people think it's all about lascivious hook-ups with insincere people with phony profiles. but here's proof there are genuine souls out there.

prime example: john looks amazing. he looks fun but complex, like you could learn something from him.

steve-o shows endurance, and nobody wants a guy who's fatigued being radicool. 

i think colin is saying with this profile pic: i'm playful but probably gay.

talk about low maintenance. 

this fellow seems just lovely, but he doesn't know how to capitalize. oh, what if that's his name? dammit.

cuddling described as wet and violently windy sounds awful to me, but i'm sure there's someone out there who shares dane's predilection. keep the faith, dane!

 

a dude who likes to vacuum in his underwear.

maybe me start reading more.

this guy is 20, 30 and 41. and he will never get fat, gray or laid.

 i didn't feel worthy of this guy's sincerity.

rob has a warm, approachable feel to him.

cory has style! i just don't know what alterior motives are. :(

martin knows what women want. they want to feel frail and breakable.

like pairing chiles with chocolate, apples with cheddar, or bacon with peanut butter, michael's mixed aesthetic is unexpectedly awesome.

degen doesn't beat around the bush. i like that.

hey, the two robs here seem equally friendly! but i give this rob the edge, because he gives us dating advice: eharmony--or even match--might be worth a try.