disappointing dreams

i've been reading 'rafa' (rafael nadal's autobiography) in bed and then dreaming about him. but the dreams are not the kind you would expect, e.g., rafa and i frolicking in the mediterranean.

no, last night i dreamed i was stalking him disguised as an ewok.

talking to food

my friend from china who is a baker told me that he'd met a chef who talks to his food (e.g., 'don't worry, steak--i'll take you out when you are ready!'). this excited my friend, who also does this.