charlize theron

theron is tall, blond, beautiful. she's also busty (unlike rachel zoe & co.). all the things i'm not--she's even employable. when people talk about tattooed eyeliner, etc., i say, 'if i'm gonna get a cosmetic tattoo, it's gonna be of charlize theron's face.' so, you can imagine my ambivalence, appreciation and demoralization, when i noticed these huge posters of charlize in the subway station. (i wasn't wearing glasses and am blind without them, so there is slight chance it was not charlize but betty white, or whomever.) anyway, i shook fist at giant charlize, big nemesis.